MLB 2k11 Perfect Game Challenge .. FML

This is evidence that I was 1 inning away from a perfect game while playing MLB2k11.. If you dont know.. They are offering a Millie for the first person to pitch a perfect game.. I got the first 2 outs.. and then allowed a single up the middle to blow the whole thing.. I have to admit.. I cried, I cried and I cried.. God must be laughing at me.. to bring me so close to a life changing amount and to take it all way with one virtual hit! Manny "fuckin" Parra.. I will never forget than name as long as I live!!

Update: the next day I found out that someone had already won.. but that doesnt change the fact I had no idea about that the night before.. CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT I WENT THROUGH?! it still hurts.. winner or no winner...

This genius decided that they wanted to over indulge, and over compensate for having a scooter by parking in the big boys spot... Mean while I am driving around looking for a parking spot for over 25 minutes.. Im late for class, so what did I do? I said fuck it... and I parked in the motorcycle parking area... I got out of class to find a $25 parking ticket. So I did what any normal person would do.. I stuck a potato in the scooters exhaust pipe and watched it stall out while driving down the street. Next time, park your scooter some where else.. or else the potato in the muffler joke will turn into a potato silencer joke..

Random Acts of Gayness

When I was this homos..err homies age.. it was all about cops and robbers, man hunt, fire, and pussy. This is how you know parents are getting soft on their kids.. My dad would have been punched in the throat if I even thought of some crazy shit like this! This kiddo is enjoying is mid morning bike ride thru the suburbs of Nebraska and what better way to express yourself as a sensual, caring, "knows what its like to feel like a woman" kinda man?.. RIDE A FUCKIN UNICORN! God knows that probably in my deep dark subconsience I too wanted to bareback a Unicorn, but as a MAN.. I mentally beat the shit out of my thoughts and did what all kids do at his age... buy a Play Boy.. and jerk off.. If this is a precursor for whats to come... This pork pop will be driving a Toyota Prius as his first car while is friend on the big bad blue bike is beating him off to the beat of "Bad Boys"

WTF?

This is sooo true!

Nancy "Miss Piggy" Grace

"Hes pushing me around the ballroom like I'm a wheel barrow"... This is an exact quote from the Queen Pig herself, I give her credit for at least acknowledging that she does resemble an object that can be used to carry horse shit. But for me thats not enough.. This former District Attorney is now going to consume more valuable television time. I know what her real problem is.. Her Penis Fly Trap hasnt had a recreational dick inside of her probably since... well FOREVER. I do not get how anyone can enjoy an hour of television with the Clit Cyborg as the host. NOW shes going to be dancing her heavy ass around a ball room while thinking about where Casey Anthony is hiding.. One hint.. IN YOUR ASS? oh wait.. that cant be.. thats because your head is so far up your hershey highway you seem to think that what you actually do on television is a good thing. And I'll give you credit when credit is do Nasty Grace.. It may actually be a good concept.. half news.. half legal counsel... I get it.. I REALLY DO.. but the way you go about accusing people.. concocting a half assed conspiracy theory with nothing but circumstancial evidence, blows my mind!! I have to remind myself you were actually an DA.. have you forgotten a thing called REASONABLE DOUBT.. or I dunno.. INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY? God knows if Casey killed her daughter or not... but I swear it felt great knowing that all your hard work to murder that girls reputation didnt ammount to shit.. and what did you do? instead of explaining to your retarded moo moo wearing audience that this is a part of our justice system.. YOU started belittling and blaming it on the jury! 12 people with minds of thier own came to a single verdict and who are you to question them? AM I supposed to be scared next time I'm selected to jury duty?

"Oh no... if I dont convict this person on the DA's half ass story filled with holes.. Nancy Grace is going to air me out on television"

Is this what you want people to feel while deciding on a persons life? Everyone is entitled to thier own opinions.. but when your opinions start affecting other people your no better than Hitler..YOU are the reason I will one day become a defense attorney.. to protect the wrongly accused from over zealous DA's like yourself..

Lawyers who forget they are playing with another humans life

Lawyers who make it all about winning and not about truth. (Jeff Ashton)

Lawyers who just want the money, the law firm, or the television show (Nancy Grace)..

Your nothing but Snookie with a law degree...