Random Acts of Gayness

When I was this homos..err homies age.. it was all about cops and robbers, man hunt, fire, and pussy. This is how you know parents are getting soft on their kids.. My dad would have been punched in the throat if I even thought of some crazy shit like this! This kiddo is enjoying is mid morning bike ride thru the suburbs of Nebraska and what better way to express yourself as a sensual, caring, "knows what its like to feel like a woman" kinda man?.. RIDE A FUCKIN UNICORN! God knows that probably in my deep dark subconsience I too wanted to bareback a Unicorn, but as a MAN.. I mentally beat the shit out of my thoughts and did what all kids do at his age... buy a Play Boy.. and jerk off.. If this is a precursor for whats to come... This pork pop will be driving a Toyota Prius as his first car while is friend on the big bad blue bike is beating him off to the beat of "Bad Boys"