The Day We All Left Our Wombs....

     
      As I came down the natural slip and slide highway my eyes blinded by the light and cigerette smoke I was somehow able to analyze the predicament I was in... Butt naked being held upside down like a trophy trout. Life was about to change. No more was I protected from daddys punches by a super soft bubble and even worse, I now had to find my own drugs. I don't remember the exact day I came to the realization that the rest of the world is retarded, altough I like to imagine I was somewhere near their current level of education, so my best guess would be 3 or 4. My cynisism has been with me since then. My goal in life (one of them) is to figure out why I am like this. Why do I hate everyone and everything, I feel like I was loved as a child, Grandma telling me she loves me then spiking my milk with Jack Daniels to shut me the fuck up because all I would ever do is question shit. ANYWAY.. Its only gotten worse really, like a reverse alzheimers patient, I think to much and over analyze. My parents used to tell me that it was a sign of intelligence, what were they going to say? "Son, your a psychopath and somewhat anti-social, and the way your mind works worries us!"
Lets get serious for a minute.. I created this blog to help myself ease up on people, to understand that not all people are equipped with a brain, and to not judge them for this. In return, I ask that you just read and contribute and donate and talk, and tell your friends what a dick I am, and "like" me on ASSBOOK, and Twat me on Twitter, and most importantly enjoy my words of wizdom! <-----(I know the real spelling)
 Well lets get on with it...
The reason I decided to write this blog is hopefully obvious to some by now...

• 1) People piss me off
• 2) I need to vent and I'm sure many others do too
• 3) The world is going to shit
• 4) 95% of the population I encounter each day is pretty much useless as a human being.
• 5) I HATE NANCY GRACE.. so Conviently shes our first topic!

This bitch needs her own section on my blog and God knows shes gonna get it! Just look at that face, full of blind justice and habeas corpus. I am going to kick shit off by saying this disGrace for a person is the posterchild for the downfall of humanity. She reminds me of the news anchor from the movie V for Vendetta hypnotizing midwest American housewives who just put the kids to bed and need someone to relate to. This bitch straight-up MURDERED Casey Anthonys reputation. Shut the fuck up, im not getting into if shes guilty or not, thats not my point here.. The point is this pointed nose goblin spent a year of her show crucifying Casey publicly, and to be honest.. CASEY being NOT GUILTY was one of the very few times Americans surprised me. For a slight second I thought we may have a chance.. but that was overshadowed by this HLN cum buckets Wheres Waldo.. err CASEY shows. I have a few words for you Grace... WHO GIVES A SHIT! SHE WAS AQUITTED and hopefully shes at your home watching your kids thru the window; one hand has choloraphorm and the other is holding a  Jose Baez business card. See your Trick ass in hell Grace! PEACE