School started for me this week.. And as you can tell I cant even get away from idiots while attending a institution of higher learning. This paint chip eating Redneck pulls into the spot next to me and doesnt even question her parking job. Now that gay Rav4 aint mine.. but I feel sorry for them (kinda) I'd let you know how I feel about that but thats not todays topic. This minivan driving, I had 5 kids by the time the 5th one was 5 years old and finally I can go back to school with my massive stretch marks poppin' out of my tubetop... Slut bitch. BTW yes.. that is a dent on the trunk. there are also 2 more dents on the left side and another on the right side that you can kinda see.. I had to move my car.. but I also sat in the parking lot for a good 30 minutes trying to figure out HOW someone can park like THIS and just walk away! I honestly cannot wrap my mind around it. Is this shit a brain teaser? I wish I could of taken a picture of the inside of this caravan as well. With no middle seats.. shit looked like a barn... kinda reminded me of the void in between this bitches ears.. The ironic thing is.. I walked into my critical thinking and logic class and this gonareha infested sliver of soap on the shower floor was in my class! But heres the kicker, if you dont know how bad Florida drivers are, let me explain this to you.. the on road driving test, it involves a circle made from cones, a stop sign held down by a sand bag, and a diagnol parking spot. So can I really blame this inbred?
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