Genius

Todays winner of my FIRST EVER ARE YOU REAL?! AWARD
Dear Genius, what can I say about you that probably hasnt already been said? If I only could know what those chinese letters on your rosy cheeks mean. Your like Lil Waynes stunt double; but only if he was the lead character in the movie "Basketball Diaries" and shootin up that Heroin, YUM! I wish I could find your side profile mugshot, I am amazed by your dopie gaze just so elegant and serene. Some how it seems like you've been thru this before! Your lips so pink with a perfectlty trimmed beard eloping around them.. I hope you secured your job on the set of Men in Black 3 as Will Smiths evil brother genius brother! If not, then just hang tight I'm sure one reality television producer will scoop you up as the next hot thing and give you an advance and I'll still be sitting here making fun of you for free! FML
P.S. Your so Cute, Congrats!